Monday, June 15, 2009

Nivea and Lauren London Both Pregnant by Lil Wayne?


I've been hesitant to post this because i don't know how true it is but what tha hell...
According to the blogosphere rumor mill, actress Lauren London and R&B singer Nivea are pregnant. Good news, right? Well, the plot thickens. It looks like both ladies are pregnant by rap star Lil Wayne. The Grammy Award-winning rapper became a father for the second time eight months ago when a mystery Cincinnati woman gave birth to Wayne's first son. He also has a 10-year-old daughter, Reginae, with ex-wife Antonia "Toya" Carter.

In addition to the pregnancy buzz, Wayne and Nivea are rumored to be getting married in the next few months. Nivea, who had a hit back in 2002 with her song 'Don't Mess With My Man,' is no stranger to celebrity matrimony. Nivea and producer-turned-performer The Dream tied the knot in 2005. The pair, who have three children together, filed for divorce just two years later. The Dream has since moved on and is engaged to singer Christina Milian.

....damn the gremlin, i mean lil wayne, been gettin it in....

"MADDER THAN FISH GREASE!"



I cant.....

There's so many things wrong with this video.....

Damn, she got a deep ass voice...

Is that a man.....she look lika man( in my miss swan voice)

Oh Really?

It was recently said that i must be some kind of Geisha stan or something because i'm always posting her on my blog....I am. After this video you will be too...





Why won't you let Geisha be great?

Wednesday, June 10, 2009

My day has been made..


2 words...New, Geisha,.....
press play and bless you ears...


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Monday, June 8, 2009

ITS GEISHA BI*CH!!!

Ever wonder how the rich and famous do when they go out......a peek into Geisha's world.........







Don't you want to be there?

FINAL DESTINATION 4 IN 3-D!!!!

The Final Destination trailer in HD



*IN 3-D, THIS GON BE THE ISH!!!*

Monday, June 1, 2009

One of Jennifer's Big Mouth Friends



confirmed one of the worst kept secrets in the music word, that Jennifer Hudson and David Otunga are having a baby. Jenny's pal, singer/actress Felicia Fields told the Chicago Tribune, “It was a baby shower, a quiet gathering of friends and mostly family. They’re really trying to keep it kind of quiet.”


*look at that picture....."

Lebron James on Why He Didn't Congratulate Anyone After the Cavs Lost


"It's hard for me to congratulate somebody after you just lose to them," he said. "I'm a winner. It's not being a poor sport or anything like that. If somebody beats you up, you're not going to congratulate them. That doesn't make sense to me. I'm a competitor. That's what I do. It doesn't make sense for me to go over and shake somebody's hand."

*Don't be a sore loser "king" James*

LISTEN TO THIS!!!!!!!! NEW GEISHA!!!!!





*This is ........just make sure you here hear from 1:25 to the end...classic*
can somebody say "new ringtone"

THIS IS A BONUS FOR THA HATERS....



i'm tryin to "get to the moneey" why giesha.....

Friday, May 29, 2009

Deputies: Man Steals Bulbs, Sheets, Drinks from Motel



Richland County (WLTX) - Richland County deputies are searching for a suspect who they say took items from a storage room at a local motel.

Officers say the incident took place around 7 p.m. May 4 at the Comfort Inn at 911 Bush River Road.

Investigators say the suspect entered a back storage room and took household items, including bed linen, light bulbs, and beverages.

The items he took were valued at $500.00.

Surveillance photos of the suspect are attached to this article.

Anyone with information should call Crimestoppers at 1-888-CRIME-SC, or e-mail a tip in to www.midlandscrimestoppers.com. You can also text information in by texting "TIPSC" plus your message to CRIMES (274637). Either way you choose, your identity will remain anonymous, and you could be eligible for a cash reward.

*LOl, I wonder if he stole the lil' soaps too....*

Man charged in repeated elevator urination

Federal officials today charged a contractor for the Internal Revenue Service with repeatedly urinating inside a Detroit IRS building freight elevator, causing a stink for other employees.Michael Hicks, 55, of Detroit is charged with a felony count of malicious mischief, damaging governmental property by a sum exceeding $1,000. The crime is punishable by up to 10 years in prison.


An affidavit filed today in U.S. District Court says Hicks’ urination caused the IRS to incur a deep cleaning expense of $4,626.


The investigation began on Aug. 16, 2007, when the Treasury Inspector General for Tax Administration received a complaint about someone urinating in a freight elevator of the IRS building on Michigan Avenue.


An investigator installed a surveillance camera and picked up images of someone urinating in the elevator “on numerous occasions,” according to the affidavit.


Hicks was identified and confessed to the urination during a 2008 interview, the affidavit states.


“Hicks denied having any medical conditions that would cause him to commit such an offense,” Delmaria Scott, a special agent for the Treasury Inspector General for Tax Administration, said in the affidavit. “He stated that he did it because he felt he could get away with it.”


Gina Balaya, a spokeswoman for the U.S. Attorney’s Office, said the charges were delayed because investigators tried to resolve the issue with Hicks but were unable to do so.


Hicks was not yet in custody this morning, investigators said.


...really...it's friday...i can't...

New Erykah Badu: Annie (don't wear no panties)




I'm diggin this.... SMH@ "it's a good thang santa claus didn't bring a lot of socks and draws"

Man Confesses to Bank Robbery on MySpace



COLUMBIA, S.C. (AP) -- A man who confessed to robbing a South Carolina bank in a message posted on MySpace has pleaded guilty.
Federal prosecutors said Thursday that 27-year-old Joseph Northington of Roanoke, Va., will be sentenced later for using a firearm during a crime of violence.
Authorities say Northington robbed a bank in North Augusta of almost $4,000 in January while visiting a friend, who called investigators after seeing surveillance pictures of Northington.
Prosecutors say before his arrest, Northington posted a message to his MySpace account reading: "On tha run for robbin a bank Love all of yall."
Northington faces seven years to life in prison. His attorney did not return a phone call Thursday.
Northington's MySpace page is still up, his status listed as "wanted."
*all he had to do was keep his mouth shut, he posting sh*t on myspace...WTF??*

I Guess I’m Coked Up Now.....


I’ve been drinking Red Bull Cola lately, because I’m broker than Sean Price and can’t afford the real deal. Well, the Germans are now saying that they’ve found traces of cocaine in Red Bull Cola. I’m sorry, what? Does this mean I’m coked up? Let’s investigate.
Sez the old reliables at BBC:
The authorities in six German states have ordered retailers to stop selling Red Bull Cola energy drinks after traces of cocaine were found in it.
Red Bull says b-b-ut it’s only a small trace:
“Decocainized coca leaf extracts are used as flavoring in food products around the world and are considered to be safe,” Red Bull said in a statement Tuesday. It cited a Food and Drug Administration code that lists de-cocainized coca leaf as a safe, natural extractive.”
Eh, isn’t that like saying it’s coffee but de-caffeinated coffee? Germany isn’t buying it. They’ve already started clearing their shelves and a ban is in order.
Meanwhile, the Bolivians are laughing their asses off:
Bolivians have tried to get the world to understand that the leaf is not a drug if it’s not put through the extensive chemical process that yields cocaine.
Bottom line: The amount of cocaina in Red Bull Cola is harmless. You can’t fail a drug test by drinking these things. Well, unless you drink thousands of them, in which case you’ll probably fail at everything. Now if only they can figure out why it tastes like dog sh*t.

Prison guard gets knocked up by inmate, arrested for rape


I’m not sure where I stand on this one. A prison guard, Reyna Lujan (pictured here for you to determine if you’d do her or not) had sex with an inmate at the jail where she worked. She got knocked up. And, as a result of the proof of sex, she’s now being accused of rape.

A former jail guard could be charged with rape after deputies say she became pregnant by an inmate while she was working at MDC.
Bernalillo County investigators think the inmate impregnated the guard, Reyna Lujan, in his own cell while the guard was on duty.
Lujan, who denies the charges, quit the jail after her bosses started investigating her.A tip from inmates spurred the investigation. Now investigators have hundreds of phone calls between the two.
“The sheriff’s office is recommending that she be charged with criminal sexual penetration in this case,” said DA spokesman Pat Davis. “It’s a second degree felony because it involves a person of authority — in this case, a correctional officer.”
Lujan could be hit with a rape charge for each time she had sex with the inmate, Eric Brayman, even if she didn’t force the inmate.
“Although we can’t speculate whether it was consensual or not, the law doesn’t make an exception for that,” Davis said.