For you people who have never heard Tiny (t.i.'s baby momma) talk, you are in for a treat:
i'm not gon say nothing....
Friday, May 29, 2009
Thursday, May 28, 2009
Toni Braxton Impersonator Trial Update
The promoter who tricked 3,000 Surinamese concert goers into thinking they paying to see the real Toni Braxton, testified that celebrity impersonator Trina Johnson-Finn was not in on his scam. Trina 41, has been jailed in Surname for over three months awaiting trial. You can click here for back story on the case. Anyway, even though dude testified that Trina had nothing to do with it, the prosecutor says she tried to pass herself off as Toni and and that the promoters testimony did not clear her of involvement. The case was adjourned until June 2 and Trina was sent back to her cell.
*now you know that chick don't look nothing like Toni Braxton*
Deputy rubbed genitals on customers ....
We must be in a recession for relations too, cause I'm shame for a damn deputy walkin up to women at Walmart rubbin' his goods on them! WTF? Raleigh police have arrested a Warren County sheriff's deputy in bizarre incidents at two stores.
Police spokesman Jim Sughrue says his department has charged 40-year-old Cornelius Orlando Davis with two counts of sexual battery.
This nasty bastard allegedly walked up to women in the stores and rubbed his genitals on them. What in the hell? How does that happen? You just walk up to a woman and say, "Excuse me, ma'am..." (BAM!!) and slap her with your happy stick?
The first time, it happened at the Brier Creek Wal-Mart store on Glennwood Avenue on May 30. The second time, it happened this past Wednesday at both the Wal-Mart and a Kohl's store on Alexander Promenade.
Detectives say although the attacks did not involve bare skin, they're still considered sexual assaults. In the first incident, the victim was able to get out her cell phone and snap a picture of her attacker as he walked away.
"That's pretty brave. I think I would have been a little in shock and I don't know if I would have reacted that quickly," offered shopper Libby Powers when Eyewitness News spoke with her after the May incident.
Despite the image, and video from surveillance cameras in the store, detectives weren't able to make the connection to Davis until after the second incidents. Kohl's security says it noticed Davis' alleged behavior and called Wal-Mart when it appeared he was heading there. Davis was arrested inside the Wal-Mart when security there called 911.
Investigators say they're concerned Davis may have done the same thing to other women.
"It's the sort of experience that some people would report. Others might just be so startled by it they wouldn't know exactly what to do. If anyone else has had a similar experience, we would ask them to come forward," said Sughrue in a May interview.
Women who shop at the stores that we spoke with in May said they were worried what else the attacker was capable of. "If someone's willing to do that, they'd probably be willing to take the next step," said Powers.
Davis bonded out of the Wake County Jail Thursday afternoon. In an exclusive interview with Eyewitness News, his brother said the deputy has done nothing wrong.
"I know my brother's innocent. There's been no wrongdoing. We have a tight knit family and we're going to work through it," offered Torrance Davis. "He's a war veteran. He's a good father, a good provider, a good brother, good friend."
*yo cousins...*
Tiny and Toya's Reality Show
EBT is handing out reality shows like free swine flu masks at the health department. The special piglet lady in Clifford’s eye and Lil’ Wayne’s ex-wife will make plenty of worthless hoes jealous from their hometown [insert a neck roll here at your own discretion] when they show off their extensive handbag collection on the new reality show Tiny and Toya.
TINY AND TOYA is BET’s provocative, new half-hour docu-drama chronicling the lives of Tameka “Tiny” Cottle and Antonia “Toya” Carter – two dynamic, young women immersed in the craziness of the hip-hop world, but striving to find inner-strength, peace and purpose.
And then I exhaled!
On the surface, their real-life story plays out like an urban fairytale – both women falling in love with two of hip hop’s most successful princes (T.I. and Lil’ Wayne) and living the life of the rich and famous.
Set in the heart of Atlanta, against the backdrop of the multi-billion dollar music industry, TINY AND TOYA follows the journey of two best friends overcoming their struggles to discover who they really are, from the inside out. They are tired of being defined by others (in the shadow of their high-profile men) and are determined to rely on each other and the strength from within to find their purpose and build a brighter future for themselves and their families.
Each episode will give the audience an inside look into Tiny and Toya’s lives. They take us on an exciting rollercoaster ride in search of independence and a quest to set the record straight. We watch them flip the script and create new business ventures of their own. They will be faced with real choices that will potentially change their lives and the lives of those around them forever. We learn why this magnetic and mesmerizing duo won the hearts of T.I. and Lil’ Wayne, as they win over ours.
Though the stakes are high, it’s their unique bond as women, mothers, “sisters” and friends that will ultimately pull them through. [Press release]
Tiny and Toya premieres Tuesday, June 30 at 10 PM/9C.
Wednesday, May 27, 2009
Throwback Video (R&B)
This is my all time favorite r&b song....This was my Sh*t!!
Bell Biv Devoe: Smile Again
Bell Biv Devoe: Smile Again
Weekly Geisha Post
I'm determined to make Geisha a star
*pure talent*
"Imma slap you with my phone, when i knock ya ass out, you go hear a dial tone"
*scratching my head*
*pure talent*
"Imma slap you with my phone, when i knock ya ass out, you go hear a dial tone"
*scratching my head*
Baby Mop: Let Your Kid Earn His Keep?
They say technology and innovation in its highest form saves us from doing work: Well this is the Microsoft of innovation because I know aloooot of people that wish they didn't have to clean.
Now, thanks to some crazy people (maybe from Japan?), you can have you friggin'baby do it!
Yep, the Baby Mop, kid cleaner lets the crumb snatcher do all the work while you. just. chillin'.
It's engenius if you're lazy than a mug.
Your tot just capsized that cup of water?
You put 'em on the floor and let 'em git r done!
Spilled some red wine? "Come'ere, Poopkums, (you outstretch your arms), right this way, right this way, no, no, this way."
Now is this the best thing since sliced bread or living proof hell is only a short trolley stop away? Which is it?
Will you be getting the Kid Cleaner?
What tha Hell?!?
SMH: Forget Octomom, Desmond “Drop a Seed” Hatchet is 29 Years Old With 21 Kids
As if Octomom wasn’t bad enough, a Tennessee man, 29 year old Desmond Hatchett has now fathered at least 21 children he can’t support. Hatchett was in child support court again last week. His name appeared on the dockett 11 times in one day, representing 15 of his children.
Hatchett says he wasn’t out to set a record. He says he never intended to have this many children, “It just happened.” He fathered the children by at least 11 different women and he claims all of the mothers knew about his large family. The children range in age from newborn to 11 years old.
The question Knox County officials now face is how to support all these children. Hatchett works a minimum wage job and by law the state can only take 50% of his paycheck for child support. By the time that money is split 21 ways, some of the mothers get less than $2 per month. That leaves the taxpayers footing a large portion of the bill for these children.
Even though Hatchett can’t support the children he has, there is nothing the state can do to prevent him from having more. Hatchett reports that he had 4 children in one year, twice. He says he’s done having children now, but only time will tell. He does say that he’s a good father and knows the names, ages, and birthdates of all of his children.
All of the blame can’t be placed on Hatchett in this case. One has to wonder about the women who chose to have his children. In the end, the children and the taxpayers of Tennessee will pay for their choices for years to come.
This is just foul. Situations like these make the concept of government regulated sterilization sound like a wonderful plan.
*Damn Dude. his ass need at least 10 jobs, that don't make no damn sense...wear a rubber nikka*
Tuesday, May 26, 2009
Pornstar Fails to Beat World Record
A German porn star has been rushed to hospital after blowing a world record attempt.
Sexy Cora, a 21-year-old adult film actress, was attempting to break the oral sex world record for a new porno film by “servicing” 200 men in Hamburg, Germany.
The German porn star was almost halfway to beating the record when her attempt to make the history books had to be called off. The porn star had just “pleasured” her 75th man when she collapsed. She was rushed to hospital suffering from breathing difficulties.
Sexy Cora, whose real name is Carolin Berger, recently made headlines in Germany after being arrested for filming sex scenes for another porno in a family park in broad daylight. She is currently on bail and facing indecency charges.
It is unknown whether she will attempt to break the record again.
*i guess everybody has a dream, good luck "Sexy Cora"*
Thursday, May 21, 2009
Beyonce's Next Group of BackUp Dancers
I'm not mad....
*The person screaming in the back sound like she from McCormick*
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