
It’s been three days since the White House Correspondents dinner and the media is still talking about Wanda Sykes speech during the “Presidential Roast”. After all the hoopla, I watched the clips this morning over at Fly Style Life. Here are some of the lines I thought were hilarious!
Barack Obama: It’s funny they’ve never caught you smoking but they always seem to catch you with your shirt off. I know you are into this transparency thing but I don’t need to see your nipples. There was never a nipple portrait of Lincoln”
You are so likeable because you’re so assessible. I bet you rappers give you their demo ” <—LMFAO!!!
You are so likeable because you’re so assessible. I bet you rappers give you their demo ” <—LMFAO!!!
On George Bush: He knows how to leave town. He’s been quiet. He left like that house guest that broke something in your house and hurry up and get out of there before you find out. He broke alot of stuff. You thought you found a new home, you got a fixer upper…
Governer Palin: “..and governer Palin she’s not here tonight. She pulled out at the last minute. Somebody needs to tell her, that’s not how you practice abstinence”
Michelle Obama: You over in London touching the Queen. You can’t do that. You over there patting her on the back like she just slid in to home plate”
However, it’s the comments she made on Rush Limbaugh in has the media labeling her speech as “hateful rhetoric”.
"Rush Limbaugh said he hopes this administration fails, so you’re saying, ‘I hope America fails’, you’re, like, ‘I dont care about people losing their homes, their jobs, our soldiers in Iraq’. He just wants the country to fail. To me, that’s treason. He’s not saying anything different than what Osama bin Laden is saying. You know, you might want to look into this, sir, because I think maybe Rush Limbaugh was the 20th hijacker, but he was so strung out on Oxycontin, he missed his flight. *mocking Limbaugh* “I hope this country fails”. I hope his Kidney fails”"
SMH...That's some funny ish...
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